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The Stone Turntable Movie Podcast

Movie-related podcast that include reviews, social commentary and analysis from several points of view. Subject matter will range from early cinema history to current releases and related news material(s). Intended audiences are 18+ and older and may or may not include adult language and subject material. Views expressed are personal and belong to podcast-personality's and may or may not reflect that of Light's Chosen Media.
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Dec 19, 2015

Galactic Greetings and Salutations!

Welcome to The Stone Turntable.

This week "Juan Solo" sits in the studio and dishes on going to Star Wars tonight as Joe is off at the Imperial Academy on Carida and Sean is out on a Kessel Run.

Star Wars:The Force Awakens was directed by J.J. Abrams, written by Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan (et al). It stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew, John Boyega, Anthony Daniels, Daisy Ridley and more, it runs just over 2 hours long. SW was conceived by George Lucas. /highfive

Events of this film are set decades after the events of Return of the Jedi and introduces audiences to new characters such as Finn and Rey as well as new villains in Kylo Ren.

/waveshand "You WILL go see Star Wars: The Force Awakens..." ;D

I got my tickets at Fandango.com and am seeing it in 3D at The Edwards Theater in Bakersfield CA.

 

*No jawas were harmed during the taping of this installment.

Sep 7, 2015

Welcome to The Stone Turntable!!

In this episode, our Hosts turned to one of the ladies in our lives for inspiration and was recommended a movie to watch. We cover Nightcrawler (2014) starring Jake Gyllenhal, Life of Brian (1979) starring John Cleese and the Suicide Room (2011) directed by Jan Komasa.

Wipe the lipstick from your cheek and tell your ladies you love em, because we are going to take a walk through the dark underworld of investigative reporting, the perils of online chatrooms and end on a humorous interpretation of Biblical proportions.

The Stone Turntable starts now (as soon as you click "play").

 

 

Warning: Explicit language and sexual themes (blame The Suicide Room).

*No ducks were harmed during post production of this episode*

Light's Chosen Media, 2015.

Aug 17, 2015

Welcome to The Stone Turntable!!

This week we pulled an episode out of the Archives to share with you the anthological masterpiece that is Four Rooms, written by Quentin Tarantino, Alexander Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez and Allison Anders.

Each writer wrote the script for each individual room and wove this masterpiece together like skilled quilters, telling the story of Ted the Bellhop whose unbelievable journey through the Mon Signor tale is reminiscient of a modern Odyssey.

Directed by Tarantino and Rodriguez, starring Tim Roth (Ted), Tarantino (Chester), Bruce Willis (Leo), Antonio Banderas, Jennifer Beals and a host of other familiar actors, Four Rooms was released in 1995 and still has the relevance expected from Tarantino's best features.

Grab your luggage, turn down Auld Lang Syne. Put a doctor on standby and prepare to ride on Ted's coat tails as he rides the waves of New Years Eve at Hotel Mon Signor.

This is The Stone Turntable.

 *Explicit Rating: Coarse language/mature content

Four Rooms can be found on Netflix, Amazon Video and iTunes. Soundtrack by Esquivel is also available at iTunes and Amazon Music.

 

Aug 1, 2015

Welcome back to The Stone Turntable!

This week our hosts played Movie Roulette, a little game where each host assigns another host a random movie to review.

This week we cover A Fish Called Wanda, Black Dynamite and The Last Unicorn.

Join us as we spin the barrel and wade through the fish tank with John Cleese and Jamie Lee Curtis, laugh our three piece suits to ribbons with Michael Jai White and whimsically skip through a fantasy land soundtracked by the band America.

This is The Stone Turntable.

 

 

*Editor's Note: Explicit language warning is in effect as a fella can only "Quack" so much before it sounds like an Internet cafe where everyone is playing Duck Hunt.

Jun 14, 2015

Welcome to The Stone Turntable!!!!

This week we return to review Jurassic World, which was released to theaters everywhere on Friday, June 12 2015. This summer blockbuster returns audiences to Isla Nublar, where a full theme park version now operates nearly 22 years after Hammond's Jurassic Park.

This film features the acting talents of Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Chris Pratt, Jake Johnson and B.D. Wong (to name a few), was directed by Colin Trevorrow and released by Amblin Entertainment/Legendary Pictures. Film's estimated budget: $150million.

As of today's date (6/14), IMDB reports a Gross Sales figure of over $240million (US). The following link is to a Yahoo! article published 6/14: https://www.yahoo.com/movies/s/jurassic-world-bites-off-record-204-6-million-160908116--finance.html

Local Residents: The Hitching Post Theatre is currently showing this film and tickets are available online via their website: http://www.hitchingposttheaters.com/

Join us as we take the digital tram around a theme park-world that takes us into the distant past.....

Tie off your brachiosaurus balloons, strap on your safety helmets and anti-Dilophosaurus goggles......The Stone Turntable starts now.

 

 

Corrections: Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park (1993) is portrayed by Ariana Richards, not Ariana Richardson.

Light's Chosen Media, 2015.

May 11, 2015

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

As we all spent the day celebrating mothers, grandmothers, sisters, wives and all the mothers in our lives, we at The Stone Turntable just wanted to slow things down and show our appreciation for our mothers.

You are all loved beyond description, and have helped shape the people we are today.

 

This is for you, Mom.

 

 

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May 6, 2015

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

A movie was made that completely changed the world, the way we look at and set out to make movies. The Star Wars franchise has had a nearly immeasurable influence on so many facets of the entertainment industry it is mind boggling. Dare I suggest it, but its resonant impact is akin to that of the automobile. Star Wars and its characters are as recognizable as family members, friends and foe alike. There are few (if any?) that are unaware of its ubiquitous charm.

This week our hosts set their navicomputer coordinates through a maze of conversation relating to "all things Star Wars".

Join us as we cover mostly Episodes 1-6, briefly discuss comic book and novelizations as well as The Old Republic mmorpg.

Equip your mainhand and make sure you repaired your armor--The Stone Turntable starts now.

 

May the Force Be With You.

 

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May 3, 2015

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Welcome to The Stone Turntable! Join us as we review our favorite movie villains in this week's podcast.

Our hosts rose to the difficult task of pinpointing one of many great movie villains to choose from. Each hero must have an anti-hero; each hero needs a villain. The villains we chose this week range from Hans Gruber from Die Hard, to Darth Vader from Star Wars, and Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs.

Grab some popcorn.

This is The Stone Turntable.

 

 

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Apr 26, 2015

Welcome to Trailer Trashed!

This new segment is brought to you by The Stone Turntable, a movie review podcast. This week our hosts selected five upcoming movie trailers to review and watched them back-to-back and shared their initial impressions.

This week our hosts covered Batman v. Superman, Terminator: Genysis, Antman, Mad Max: Fury and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Join us as we junk out on upcoming movie releases!

This is The Stone Turntable.

All trailers viewed were found on the IMDB website and are also available through the iTunes Store. Information regarding release dates are also available via IMDB or each film's respective website.

 

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Apr 19, 2015

Welcome to MOVIE ROULETTE!!!

 

Strap on your holsters, spin your barrels and get ready for Movie Roulette, brought to you by The Stone Turntable.

This week our hosts square off at noon to review a random movie of another host's choosing: Good, Bad or Ugly alike. This week our hosts review The Milagro Beanfield War, Howl's Moving Castle and Freeway.

This is The Stone Turntable.

 

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Apr 8, 2015

Everything IS Awesome!!!

Join the cast as they pull on their steel toe boots to wander through The Lego Movie, released in 2014.

This children's movie is also good for adults of any age who either remember buying Legos the first time for their children or those who played with Legos in their youth. Action packed, full of pop culture references, witty humor and a wholesome moral for young and old alike, this film is for all ages.

Set in the universe of Lego realms, the story follows Emmet-an average, everyday construction worker with seemingly little personality or originality to speak of. He gets tangled up in a prophecy that sends him on a journey through not just many of the other realms, but guides him to the "Special"--the key to fulfilling the prophecy.

Starring the voice talents of Morgan Freeman, Will Arnett, Chris Pratt, Anthony Daniels, Will Ferrell, Billy Dee Williams and many, many more.

Buckle your five point harnesses: The Stone Turntable starts now.

 

Our Rating: 7.5/10

Warner Bros. Pictures

 

The Lego Movie is available in the iTunes store, on Amazon.com and the soundtrack is also available at these vendors.

Let everything be awesome.

Light's Chosen Media, 2015.

Mar 29, 2015

In this episode, the hosts of The Stone Turntable briefly introduce themselves, their cinematic interests and their hopes for the future of The Stone Turntable.

Sit back and meet the people who make up The Stone Turntable as it spins.

 

 

 

 

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Mar 27, 2015

Welcome to The Stone Turntable!

We are excited to bring to you our FIRST podcast as the crew dives into the rabbit hole that is Inherent Vice, a Paul Thomas Anderson movie released in late 2014. Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson and many other recognizable actors, this neo-classic narrative about the adventures of "Doc" Sportello pulls the audience through a twisty and cerebral journey through the eyes of a 1970's era private investigator and into the heart of mankind.

Join our hosts Joe, Sean and Juan as they review this film, share plot highlights and delve into the meaning of Doc's journey.

This is The Stone Turntable.

 

Our Rating for Inherent Vice: 9/10

Novel by Thomas Pynchon

Screenplay by Paul Thomas Anderson

Warner Bros.

Inherent Vice is available now at iTunes Store and for Kindle in HD and SD format. Soundtrack is also available through these vendors as well. :D

 

Light's Chosen Media, 2015.

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